~Trying to dress an active little one is like trying to thread a sewing machine while it's running.
~There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and their mother's age.
~Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
~Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.
~An alarm clock is a device for waking people up who don't have small kids.
~Shouting to make your kids to obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results!
~Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
1 comment:
Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
That one is classic. That hits the nail right on the head. See, what they did there was compare how when you shovel in a snowstorm, it gets messed back up right behind you to the fact that when you clean with your kids around, they mess up the house behind you.
Good stuff!
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