These are real standing laws from around the United States of America...
Alabama: 1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
2. Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death
Arizona: 1. You may not have more than two dildos in a house
2. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus
3. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs
4. It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water
5. Hunting camels is prohibited
Arkansas: 1. A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month
California: 1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. 2. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour
Connecticut: 1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. 3. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce
Florida: 1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
4. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
5. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
6. It is considered an offense to shower naked
7. Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging
8. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays
9. No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind
10. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
Idaho: 1. Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds
2. You may not fish on a camel's or giraffes back
Indiana: 1. Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March
Illinois: 1. It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.
2. You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile
Iowa: 1. Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
2. One-armed piano players must perform for free
Kentucky: 1. By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." 2. It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
Louisiana: 1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
2. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
Maine: 1. Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack
Massachusetts: 1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
4. Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
5. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car
Minnesota: 1. It is illegal to sleep naked
Nevada: 1. It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway
North Carolina: 1. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields
Nebraska: 1. A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
New Mexico: 1. Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
New York: 1. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
2. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door
North Dakota: 1. Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
2. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on
Ohio: 1. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
2. No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July
Oklahoma: 1. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
2. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
3. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
4. Tattoos are banned
Pennsylvania: 1. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. 2. No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.
2. It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors
Rhode Island: 1. It is illegal to throw pickle juice at a trolley.
South Carolina: 1. Horses may not be kept in bathtubs
Tennessee: Driving is not to be done while asleep
Texas: 1. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. 2. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
2. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers
3. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel
4. It is illegal to milk another person's cow
Utah: Birds have the right of way on all highways
Vermont: 1. Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week -- on Saturday night.
2. Whistling underwater is illegal
Virginia: 1. Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween
2. It is illegal to tickle women
Washington: 1. All lollipops are banned.
2. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town
3. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory
West Virginia: Roadkill may be taken home for supper
Wyoming: You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June
Sorry if I repeated any. Does anyone know anymore?
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