Restroom Signs

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library
Duke University, Durham, NC

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's Restroom
The House of Representatives, Washington DC

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

A Man's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or tits, It's gonna cost you.
Men's room
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX