1. A guy's butt is never a factor
in a job interview.
2. A guy's orgasms are real. Always.
3. A guy's last name stays put.
4. The garage is all his.
5. Wedding plans take care of them-
6. He doesn't have to curl up next
7. Chocolate is just another snack.
8. He can wear a white shirt to a
9. Foreplay is optional.
10. He never feels compelled to stop
11. Car mechanics tell him the truth.
12. He doesn't give a rat's ass if
13. The world is his urinal.
14. Hot wax never comes near his pubic area.
15. He never has to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky."
16. Same work......more pay.
17. Wrinkles add character.
18. He doesn't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
19. Wedding Dress $2,000; Tux rental $100.
20. If he retains water, it's in a canteen.
21. People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them.
22. Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
23. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
24. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet.
25. Porn movies are designed with him in mind.
26. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with
them.
27. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice
anything different?"
28. One mood.....all of the time.
4 comments:
I just read this one on Normal Jew's blog
...but it's still funny! I love #18!!!
As a woman, do you have very many emergency crotch adjustments to make?
Uhhhh, not many and it usually depends on what time of the month it is...or, if I am wearing a thong.
True dat!
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