Amusing Things Grade School Students Have Written In Papers:

~The parts of speech are lungs and air.

~A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

~(Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is water.

~A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.

~Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

~The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.

~We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

~One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

~A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.

~The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

~Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.

~Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.

~In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.

~Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

~In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.